As my son and I went for a walk the other day, he said, "There are monsters all over the place today."
"Monsters aren't real," I replied. (although there are human monsters)
"Yes, they are. We just passed one."
In my family, if people are seeing things, it may be time to be evaluated by a professional. I frantically think to myself, Shit, is he starting to display the symptoms of schizophrenia?
"I don't see any monsters," I insist.
"There was one on our street, and we just walked past one."
"Where?" I ask, feeling a bit frantic. Is he really seeing monsters?
He walks over to the curb, points down at the road, and shows me a Monster drink can in the street.
"You are right. That is a monster." (I'm so embarrassed).
Story Time – Part Two
7 years ago


4 comments:
HA!!! Loved this. Kids can be soooo funny.
My youngest son had went to the dentist, and got a stick on mustache for a prize. I told him he could put it on when we got home. He sticks it on, puts a ball cap on, and then comes by and winks at me. I couldn't help but smile. Then he thought he did something proud because he got me to smile.
Giving us the Giggles hehehe
Our best,
Anns
That is just hilarious.
LOL!!!! I love it.
Love you Mom,
Rose
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